My Aunt Sneered: “No Medals? You’re Just A Desk Secretary.” I Sipped My Wine. “I Don’t Answer Phones.” She Laughed. “Oh? Then Who Are You?” I Said, “Oracle 9.” Her Son, A Navy Seal, Went Pale. “Mom… Stop Talking.
“You’re Just A Secretary,” My Aunt Mocked — Then Her SEAL Son Whispered: “Oracle 9?” At Thanksgiving dinner, Aunt Marjorie ridiculed Collins for being a “secretary,” sparking one of the most satisfying revenge stories involving military justice. While her aunt sneered at her lack of medals, her Navy SEAL cousin froze in terror when he … Read more